theclearlydope:

Life lessons.

theclearlydope:

Life lessons.

LOVE THIS

theclearlydope:

The Jason Segel song is better than any romantic comedy in the past 10 years.

An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.

Gandhi

2nd Grader For President

While I was in the kitchen cooking breakfast this morning, I hear this conversation between my seven year old and my husband.

Isabella: “When I am old enough, I am going to be President”

Chris: “Why?”

Isabella: “Well, because I have really good ideas. I want to change the laws so that  everyone can get more change and we could use it to help the poor and build parks and buy toys for people and stuff”

Chris: “So you’re going to raise taxes? What about all the money we already pay?”

Isabella: “Oh, I forgot how much we already pay. I will have to think about it, but I will figure it out.”

Oh the optimism. If only all the voters were 7 too! :)

theclearlydope:

Boom Roasted. 

theclearlydope:

Boom Roasted. 

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

I LOVE HALLOWEEN!! :)

(Source: archiemcphee, via bunnyfood)

Who said nerds don’t know how to have a good time.

P.S. I love halloween!

theclearlydope:

This house just won the tournament of asshole houses. Side note: I loved every minute of this. 

laughingsquid:

Halloween Light Show 2011 Featuring Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO

The only way gay marriage could ruin your heterosexual marriage…is if you’re gay.

Hal Sparks

(Source: thegoatsofaberforth)

A repost I know, but it is what I am thankful for. Happy Thanksgiving my friends!

When the dog bites,

When the bee stings,

When I am feeling sad,

I simply remember my favorite things

and then I don’t feel so bad. ;)